i love the part highlight in bolded in blue
TUESDAY, MAY 12, 2009
She's my Bitch,He's my Punani:: seenu
" Friends are like bras.Close to your heart and there for support.”
These are the peoples you...
-share nasi lemak and teh ais
-watch football matches
-complain that your boyfriend is a total jackass
-circulate porn
-get high with and curse your father for not financing your alcohol expense
The xx chromosomes(females) tend to bond better with their female acquaintance or better know as,Biatches,Babe,SugermuFFin,etc etc.Females tend to love their own species rather then the opposite ones because they can communicate well emotionally.For an example;
Anjalai just got a major shock.She reaches Manjakani via the electronic communicator device a.k.a handphone
Anjalai :BABE!arggggghhhhh! CRISIS !!CRISIS !!
Manjakani cuts in
Manjakani :Hunny !CHILL!CHILL...chiiilllll
Anjalai :*takes a deep breath*phew..
Manjakani :Whats wrong ??
Anjalai :Your never gonna believe what just happen !
Manjakani :What what ??
Anjalai : Ah chai called me for a movie !
Manjakani : Huh ? Ah chai who ?
Anjalai :*takes a deep breath of disbelieve* OMG sayang..Ah chai Ramaraju,the cutest,HAWTEST,most adorable guy in the mamak shop that day !!
Manjakani :Get out !Serious shit ?? OMG!OMG!OMG
*both having moment of leisure by shouting simultaneously*
Manjakani :First things first.What are you wearing women ??
Anjalai :I cant decided ! That's the crisis all about !
Manjakani :I'll be there in 10 minutes.
Anjalai :Awwww...Thanks babe !Love yah !
Where else the xy chromosomes(male) are much sophisticated species where a few words churns out a million meaning.For example;
GeorgePandi's girlfriend cheated him.JerrySamy consoled him.
GeorgePandi : She's a bitch !
JerrySamy : Told you right..
GeorgePandi : Macha,you know how much i love her dei ?
JerrySamy : More than porn ?
GeorgePandi :*tearing* yesss....*SOBBING LOUD*
JerrySamy :It's okay macha.Let's get drunk.
Notice the length of the conversation?Yes.That's it.No matter what our problem is,getting drunk is the ONLY solution.
Friends=Sharing stationery+cheating in exam+mocking on a lecturers+Arguments
Emphasizing on arguments,the two sexes have their standard modus operandi of accomplishing that portion.
The xy species are rare to be found in controversy among each other.But if they are found,the following long list are the cause;
1.Girls
2.Female
3.chick
4.babe
5.perempuan
6.leng lui
7.sareke
We men always fight for noble cause;
1.You talk with my girl,YOU DIE !
2You look at my girl,YOU DIE !
3.You glance at my girl,YOU DIE !
These are the peoples you...
-share nasi lemak and teh ais
-watch football matches
-complain that your boyfriend is a total jackass
-circulate porn
-get high with and curse your father for not financing your alcohol expense
The xx chromosomes(females) tend to bond better with their female acquaintance or better know as,Biatches,Babe,SugermuFFin,etc etc.Females tend to love their own species rather then the opposite ones because they can communicate well emotionally.For an example;
Anjalai just got a major shock.She reaches Manjakani via the electronic communicator device a.k.a handphone
Anjalai :BABE!arggggghhhhh! CRISIS !!CRISIS !!
Manjakani cuts in
Manjakani :Hunny !CHILL!CHILL...chiiilllll
Anjalai :*takes a deep breath*phew..
Manjakani :Whats wrong ??
Anjalai :Your never gonna believe what just happen !
Manjakani :What what ??
Anjalai : Ah chai called me for a movie !
Manjakani : Huh ? Ah chai who ?
Anjalai :*takes a deep breath of disbelieve* OMG sayang..Ah chai Ramaraju,the cutest,HAWTEST,most adorable guy in the mamak shop that day !!
Manjakani :Get out !Serious shit ?? OMG!OMG!OMG
*both having moment of leisure by shouting simultaneously*
Manjakani :First things first.What are you wearing women ??
Anjalai :I cant decided ! That's the crisis all about !
Manjakani :I'll be there in 10 minutes.
Anjalai :Awwww...Thanks babe !Love yah !
Where else the xy chromosomes(male) are much sophisticated species where a few words churns out a million meaning.For example;
GeorgePandi's girlfriend cheated him.JerrySamy consoled him.
GeorgePandi : She's a bitch !
JerrySamy : Told you right..
GeorgePandi : Macha,you know how much i love her dei ?
JerrySamy : More than porn ?
GeorgePandi :*tearing* yesss....*SOBBING LOUD*
JerrySamy :It's okay macha.Let's get drunk.
Notice the length of the conversation?Yes.That's it.No matter what our problem is,getting drunk is the ONLY solution.
Friends=Sharing stationery+cheating in exam+mocking on a lecturers+Arguments
Emphasizing on arguments,the two sexes have their standard modus operandi of accomplishing that portion.
The xy species are rare to be found in controversy among each other.But if they are found,the following long list are the cause;
1.Girls
2.Female
3.chick
4.babe
5.perempuan
6.leng lui
7.sareke
We men always fight for noble cause;
1.You talk with my girl,YOU DIE !
2You look at my girl,YOU DIE !
3.You glance at my girl,YOU DIE !
4.You breathe my girls carbon dioxide,YOU DIE ! (seenu likes this)
But the xx species are much advanced because their approach in revenge are more tech savvy whereby internet applications such as facebook shout out,blogger are utilized.Their targets would be;
-sluts who steal their best friends boyfriends
-who steals their own boyfriend
-bitches who spread rumor about them
An argument is said to be cement between bricks.It strengthens the bond.But it should be in a healthy way where both individual tolerate each others ego and give in for the better.Learn the word sorry and imply it whenever you need to.Trust me,your social life will be a colorful one.
There is 2 things in life that are hard to find.A tasty Milo ice and A true friend.The second one inspires us.Shows us the path that should be taken.Encourages us during the darkest of time.A person who leads us to a better life unconsciously with expecting a single gratitude in return.
If you have one,appreciate them while your still breathing.Don't shed any croc tear when they aren't breathing.
Sembahyanglah sebelum anda disembahyangkan.
Nandri,vanakam.
hahahahahhhahhaha...i know!!. i liked that post too!..hehehe
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